KGW NewsChannel 8 Portland, Ore. – Elderly woman fights off naked invader
PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

It gets better. The guy's name is MICHAEL DICK!!!!!

IRAN after the Israelis take out their nuclear caapability.

How about we declare Israel the fifty first state and then we can send the IDF to war to protect us.

If you are interested, here is the Draft Sarah 2012 url: http://www.2012draftsarahcommittee.com/

Nuff said?

Happy Hannukah!!!

"And it came to pass in those days that a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be registered. This census first took place while Quirinius was governing Syria. So all went to be registered, everyone to his own city. Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and family of David, to be registered with Mary, his betrothed wife, who was with child. So it was, that while they were there, the days were completed for she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn Son, and wrapped Him in swaddling cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.
Now there were in the same country shepherds living out in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid. Then the angel said to them, 'Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying: 'Glory to God in the highest, And on earth peace, to men of goodwill!' So it was, when the angels had gone away from them into heaven, that the shepherds said to one another, 'Let us now go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has come to pass, which the Lord has made known to us.' And they came with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and the Babe lying in a manger. Now when they had seen Him, they made widely known the saying, which was told them concerning this Child. And all those who heard it marveled at those things, which were told them by the shepherds. But Mary kept all these things and pondered them in her heart. Then the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told them." (Luke 2:1-20)

This was the stupidest todo ever. Hillary is a big girl and has been in politics a long time. She didn't freak, so why did other people? Besides when Hustler said that Jerry Falwell had had sex with his mother and Rev. Falwell sued for libel, the court ruled that it was satire and, therefore, allowable. That is okay but this is not?

This just about says it all.

This is really called "The Dark Doodad Nebula" No word yet from the hospital people.

It may be a while till I post again as I am going into the hospital. Keep the faith.

Two views of the Immaculate Conception. The first is by Velasquez-the second by Murillo.

Just in case any one reads this blog. I am going into Latrobe Hospital on Monday. My legs are seriously infected again. It is also the Feast of the Immaculate Conception.

"O Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee."
"Holy Mary, Mother of G-d, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death."
"Ark of the Covenant pray for us." This is by favorite title for the BVM. It is from her litany.

Just in case they get a brain before tomorrow. NBC, the network that brings you MSNBC and, therefore, Keith Olberman, has been running a promo for a "Holiday Special" They show a clip of Bing Crosby and run the name of White Christmas over it and refer to the movie as White Christmas in the voice over. The problem is that the black and white clip is from the movie Holiday Inn where the song White Christmas first appeared. Accuracy in media at the GE owned network. BTW how many clips of Hannukah movies do you think you will see on the Holiday Special?

If you are a fan of Star Trek-TOS and not a fan of Keith Olberman, try this link:


http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2008/04/rockefeller-gambit.html

A SOUTH Wales couple caught in the Mumbai terror attacks claimed last night that CNN put their lives at risk by broadcasting where they were.
Lynne and Kenneth Shaw, of Penarth, warned that terrorists were listening in to the media to pinpoint Western victims.

Mrs Shaw claimed the American cable TV channel had broadcast details of where they were at the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel.

She has appealed to the media to be careful with the information it broadcasts because safety could be compromised and lives lost.

The couple flew back into Heathrow yesterday morning on a flight arranged by the British Consulate.

Mrs Shaw had been forced to hide under a table as terrorists stormed the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel.

She and her husband were later rescued by Gurkhas and taken straight to the Australian Embassy for safety.

The couple were at the end of a month-long visit to India and were staying in Mumbai for a few days before heading back to the UK.

From her home in Penarth yesterday, Mrs Shaw said: “We have been asked by the British terror police not to talk to the press.

“But the reason I would not want to talk to anyone is because our safety was actually compromised by CNN, which broadcast where we were.

“The terrorists were watching CNN and they came down from where they were in a lift after hearing about us on television. For that reason I would appeal to the media to be very careful about what they broadcast.

“When we left Mumbai there were still around 100 people trapped there.”






Terror in Bombay made worse by CNN. Note that the couple were rescued by Gurkhas but taken to the Australian Embassy for safety before they were returned to the UK.

National Debt as a PerCentage of GDP per presidential term.

BATON ROUGE, LA - After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal hopes to fill the power vacuum, and has entered talks with Satan to do just that.

Jindal and his lawyers contacted the Prince of Darkness, most likely through Craigslist, and are currently negotiating an IS-w1 deal, immortal soul for one wish, that would have Jindal crowned the figurehead of the Republican Party. Despite his formidable legal team, if granted the nomination Jindal will certainly not escape with his soul.

Jindal is well acquainted with Satan, having led his high school Exorcism team to the state championships three years in a row.

If the deal goes through and he is chosen he will be anointed with ram’s blood in the basement of the Fox News headquarters.

More on this story, as it develops.

Before you criticize anyone else, walk a mile in his shoes. You may then criticize him; you are a mile away from reprisals, and YOU have the shoes.

My sentiments exactly.