Pam Ayres, the British Ogden Nash has sold out her entire comcert tour to date.

The Wonderbra
I bought myself a Wonderbra
For fourteen ninety nine,
It looked so good on the model girl's chest,
And I hoped it would on mine,
I took it from the packaging
And when I tried it on,
The Wonderbra restored to me
All I believed had gone.